tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19035617.post5703178038220067840..comments2023-05-23T00:49:54.804-07:00Comments on I Hid My Eyes Behind Your Sofa: Nanowrimo musing bitsalcarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14929849073911012353noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19035617.post-36764304580274936442014-09-27T16:07:04.666-07:002014-09-27T16:07:04.666-07:00Well, let me take pity on you and answer those que...Well, let me take pity on you and answer those questions for you...<br /><br />The reason the oldest magician takes selfies every day is so she can store away small pieces of her soul, otherwise her several-lifetimes of experience might cause skull ruptures, and her overly wrinkled brain to ooze out a little...<br /><br />A creature on the internet, actually there are an entire race. Why else would such a large percentage be porn? (they're breeding...)<br /><br />...I'm assuming you mean scars to his credit rating? I'm guessing this is why he no longer has a credit card... so much damage with those 'infinite' cards... ;)<br /><br />I would imagine breaking the 'bonds' of not playing/winning games would probably put him into a similar state as an addict's withdrawal... I know that music at the end of the level, after Mario beats Bowser, is like auditory crack cocaine for 10 year olds... to speak nothing of Candy Crush...1000th.monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16835988128285459745noreply@blogger.com