I Hid My Eyes Behind Your Sofa

“Franklin.” Four years of marriage lead to skills Sarah always calls our ‘marriage-sense’. The tingling of a bridge close to being burn...

Oct 2018 “Look, Dr. Jekyll. We have to talk. Your patented formula to turn into Mr Hyde seems to mostly involve a lot of vodka.” “Y...

August 2018 “Of course you’re going to get an Oscar. This is the role you were born to play, darling!” “...The Only Conservative I...

June 2018 They replaced poetry With an app one day And we only noticed – I kid, we never did Every photo of you has you huggi...

It takes almost thirty seconds for anyone at HQ to realize what the alarm is even for. It used to be the Closed Zones, the Dead Zones, the...

1. There are battles that cannot be won, but sometimes that is why they must be fought. I have spent six hours explaining to Jay that @t...