Friday, April 04, 2008

Why superhero marriages never happen

Priest: "Do you--"
Our Heroine: "Sorry, had to save the world. Back now!"
Priest: "Do you take Jake--"
Our Heroine: "Oh, no! The mythopoeic zoo broke! I need to close it. Sorry, back."
Priest: "Damn it, so you take him to be your --"
Our Heroine: "Hang on, I need to go rescue a kitten from a tree two blocks --"
Priest: "Look, do you want to marry him or not lady?!"

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