Children's book

If I wrote a children's book ... it would sort of come out like this:


Adam ate an apple. Apples are Red. Other things are red, too. Your blood is red. It is not Blue, or Clear, and you can prove this! Don't forget: across the tracks, not down the road.

Going across roads is bad for pets. They are killed, and called Roadkill. Snakes often end up like this.

Eve talked to a snake. The snake was not the devil, just a snake. Lucifier was a king of a city, and is also not the devil. The devil in Job works for God: he makes God look silly. There are no dinosaurs in the book of Job.

Making people look silly is mean: if you make faces, it hurts people even if they don't show it. Wounds we can't see hurt more than those we can.

Everyone hurts people. All we can do is try and do as little harm as we can.

You will not be doing any harm by having mommy and daddy buy more books by me.