On marriage in archie comics...

Just came across this bit of news today, and I'm still terribly amused by it. You see, Archie Comics did this fun mockery of Marvel's Civil War with their own 'Civil Chores' . All I can think now is that this is their version of the marriage between Spidey and MJ, and it will end with Archie making a deal with the devil to annul his marriage.

... Is there a reason you're looking at me like that?

Why superhero marriages never happen

Priest: "Do you--"
Our Heroine: "Sorry, had to save the world. Back now!"
Priest: "Do you take Jake--"
Our Heroine: "Oh, no! The mythopoeic zoo broke! I need to close it. Sorry, back."
Priest: "Damn it, so you take him to be your --"
Our Heroine: "Hang on, I need to go rescue a kitten from a tree two blocks --"
Priest: "Look, do you want to marry him or not lady?!"