And a few more status updates; one friend jokingly thought the first should be a t-shirt :)
“You know how, when you were walking along the beach?”
“Yeah?”
“And there was only one set of footprints?”
“Oh, come on --.”
“God was piggybacking.”
Short story in 6 words: See? I told you they’re friendly.
If Jehovah's Wtinesses don't believe in blood transfusions, can they become vampires? Discuss.
"Magic is not the negation of science, my child; on the contrary, it is where all unified theories take us in the end."
I looked at the ghost who had been my wife. She was thin and taut, bones jutting out under pale flesh; everything about her was hard. She wore white, probably to tick me off. Her anger was a cold wind in the room and her fingers crooked like claws. “Being dead changes a lot of things, Nathan. Not enough of them that matter, though.”
What, you think you are children of Light? That your species will enter the age of Acquarius to become stars? Are you truly that stupid? You destroy the planet, murder each other, leave half your world starving to death while the other half finds new ways to avoid noticing that. Fool. This world you’ve made, with oil spills, wars, pettiness: that is the limit of human potential.
We all make lines we will not cross, in our hearts. Some will never murder, never love: it’s not about morality. And it’s not arbitrary, as much as it can seem like that. It’s - identity, choosing who we are in the world. As long as you can do that, you can call yourself sane. the danger in such things is that there are no lines we’ll never cross, not truly: people are capable of anything.
Everything changed when Tyler realized there was no such thing as twins.
Dear Grey Alien: If you really must mutilate cattle, try to avoid the ones with testicles.
Thought of the morning: the world needs redneck superhero teams.
What kind of person watches clown porn? Discuss and provide examples (politicians not permitted).
"I hate you sometimes," He said.
She shrugged. "Hate is a force of attraction as well."
They teach things, in the school that isn't a school. They tell stories, because all stories are lies, but never laugh (it could be cheaper than the medicines) and smile in the way that never touches the eyes, all surface without depth. When they speak truths, their voices are gentle and unkind. And when they fold the world, trying to make someone anew, there is always a corner left crumpled.
What if only one Siamese Twin gets raptured?
"Of course I adore The Secret," the Devil told Mike Wallace. "It tells you that the victim is always to blame, and makes you all so very smug. No wish changes the world that remains a wish, no dream that is only ever but a dream. Wonderful stuff."
"Of course I backed the Skynet project. Once the Terminators come, we'll finally be alive again, have an honest war with fighting for. Once Mr. gates gets on board, the time travel project will proceed as well. I can't see anything going wrong with this plan, can you?"
“I'm not going to be a hero,” Boy said, and there was silence under the mountain. “If being a hero means I have to kill a dragon – to kill you – then I won't ever do it. If it means thinking of others as monsters, it's wrong. Just because things have a price doesn't mean it has to be paid.”
"How many times do I have to tell you? I don't care how many calories you burn: a zombie apocalypse is NOT a valid diet plan."
Dangers of having an very active danger sense: Cigarette smoke. Transfat. Misleading advertising. Artificial food colouring.
"Look at them, hiding out in their gated community with security to keep out the riff-raff -- for their false sense of security and putting happiness above freedom and -- ..."
Charles interrupted my have/have not rant mildly. "What do you think Heaven is?"
Vampire facebook:
"Delia bites Joe"
"Joe stakes Deliah"
Whenever I read that the Prime Minister has shuffled the cabinet, I wonder if it is really a living tarot deck.
"Really, being a sociopath is probably the best choice for stable morals."
- Moi. Context is everything, though ..... right?
The children adopted by Angelina Jolie and Madonna form their own nation by 2030. Discuss.
The most boring job in the world be improved by mentioning "sting operations"
"I want to be free."
"You are social?" the teacher said. "A herd animal, yes?"
"Humans are."
"Then I am sorry. You would be alone, and confuse that with being free."
When the aliens abduct me, I'm going to demand to see if they really do have a gift shop on the UFO.
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