A few years ago I ran a Dungeons & Dragons came I called 'Ios: The Perfect Fantasy World' that was meant to happily use every cliche possible. Which included me making up title headings for sections in the style of bad fantasy novels .... this was the result.
If this seems long, imagine how big the sections they covered were. Or don't. I'm trying not to.
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A
hero is someone willing to die for a cause he doesn't believe in.
-
Sen'giod the Cynic, The Little Book of Uncommon Wisdom, 2.iv
A true warrior knows that in the moment
before you can die there is time enough in the world to do everything
and nothing.
- Hadrien Dragonsbane
Expect nothing. Then you can be
surprised when people succeed.
- Sen'giod the Cynic, The Little
Book of Uncommon Wisdom, 8.ii
When
the sun rises red the wise man fears cold water.
- Jan'el,
Utterances of the Wise, 212.23.
The
road seldom walked is filled with the corpses of the brave who walk
it.
- Hadrien Dragonsbane, in conversation
"Heroes
are good, I tell you! What's the use of a tragedy without one?"
-
Gerlos, gnome bard, in conversation
There
is nothing wrong with pejudice - it saves time.
- Harendriel,
elven warrior
There
is nothing wrong with pejudice - it saves time.
- Harendriel,
elven warrior
The
gods lead the willing - the unwilling they drag with chains of duty
and guilt.
- Ural the pious, human cleric.
First
impressions are often misconceptions. But it's amazing how often we
wish for them again after we get to know people better.
- Wayland,
human rogue, on kender
You
cannot catch all the snowflakes that fall from the sky.
- Hermis
the drunken, Barstool Philosophies For The Sober p. 34
There
is nothing to be feared more than an honest man.
- Drake,
according to legend
"In
our city there are lots of ne'erdowells, ruffians and wanderers
looking for adenture and glory. The few who are a notch above the
rest we call heroes, in the hope that naming them such will help them
act like heros."
- A member of the Aendar council, 2 years
ago
When
you stop to consider how many have to die in order to make someone a
hero, you must wonder why the world wants them at all.
- Felris,
gnome inventor
Heroes
are terrible, boy. Striding the world with their dreamsof power,
glory, adventure, renown - and thinking such things will come to them
because they're heroes, as if they were gifts. They don't know the
price the world pays for such dreams, even if they never come true.
-
Brokash, orc shaman
When
dogs mate they think of wolves.
- Kristal, kender philosopher
The
one things that heroes are never warned about is the difficulty of
saving the world. It can be done, but if you do it too often people
come to expect it of you.
- Jiliehaolasien, Elven historian
Words
are the only thing that are real.
- Omas, human sorcerer
True
wisdom lies in knowing there is no True Wisdom to be found out there,
in the hills, or beyond the woods. The only wisdom is within us all,
and it's a truth for us, not a Truth for everyone, or the world.
The
world is too old and has seen too much to be wise.
- Izayus, human
druid.
A
wise man always leads by example, except in the case of alchemy
experiments.
- attributed to Avern, lich lord of the Tower of
Bones, sometime in his youth
To be
happy is to forget the past.
- Sai'Jer, gnome inventor and amateur
elven historian.
Never
make war. Dead men can't buy things from you - except in certain
regrettable circumstances owing to a deep sleep and over-zealous
relatives burying them alive, in which case you can sell them wake up
alarm charms and insurance policies.
- Aendar Motto
It is
an undisputable truth that the failures of the wise tend to long
outlive their successes.
- Kral Orsh, half-orc fighter
It is
an undisputable truth that the failures of the wise tend to long
outlive their successes.
- Kral Orsh, half-orc fighter
A
man's destiny is both his glory and his doom.
- from a famous oral
Kobold book Sayings of The Chicken Slayer
All
heroes must sacrifice themselves. It doesn't matter what do, as long
as they pay, and they pay, and they pay.
- from the memoirs of
Hadrien Dragonsbane
Pity
the enchanters, for they can enchant all save themselves.
- Hami
Grassblade, halfling thief
A
posession is also a possessor.
-Sen'groid the Cynic, Aphorisms
vii.2
"No!
My armour is black because I’m poor. I’m not evil, I just can’t
afford to polish i-"
- Last words of Bern the Black Knight
A
real mage knows that the status quo is always in flux.
-
Myasteriel, half-elven sorcerer
"Keep
your prayers short - often, the gods will hear a moan over a chant
and a plea over a scream."
- Redik, dwarven cleric
"What
the world may bring, the world may take away. Give back to the world
with your gift."
- Druid motto
"Be
the place where the singer meets the song."
- Advice of
Jeromal, human bard.
"It
is said that when King Harowen the Absentminded of Elandai was going
to die, Death came to came and the busy king said he had no time for
an audience and bade his guest depart. Death was so embarrassed it
did not return for another seven years."
- Legends of
Elandai, Book 7
To be
counted among the wise
Is a crime in a wise one's eyes.
-
Saying of the Invisible College
"Believe
in magic and it will believe in you."
- Ugram, half-orc
sorcerer
"To
help others you must be part of their lives, of the world. A wound
can be judged from outside, but only healed from within, from being
part of the wound you mean to mend."
- Kyrisil, elven healer
"The
truth can hurt. We just keep it from hurting others."
- Motto
of the Holders of Truth
"Wisdom
is knowledge applied: and knowledge of something is not the capacity
to choose between them."
- A member of the college.
Religions
are the evils that turn the poetry that is the gods into the prose
that is badly scanned sagas.
- Lurt the Unyielding, human
barbarian
A man
who has never lied is not a man who cannot lie.
-
Or'wella, human druid
"Lies!
It's all LIES!"
- Bern Harrowarm, dwarven historian,
just before his suicide.
"Even
the mightiest of warriors cower when madness wears the crown."
-
Dwarf Saying
There
are two kinds of anger, see? The wrongeous and the righteous. When
you get mad, you kill. Kill with the righteous anger and you're a
hero. Do it the other way and yer no barbarian, just some civilized
fop who sniffs hankies and thinks that justifications 're more than
excuses.
- Pairt the Pale, northern barbarian
Songs
are as much discovery as they are invention.
- Splorrchahhh,
Otyugh Bard
Power
is not freedom, but the price of any power is a loss of freedom.
-
Urien, human cleric
Nothing
real is more real than anything else that's real.
- Merian,
gnomish druid, shortly before being executed
Understand
this, boy. Every time you kill, you die as well. Make sure what dies
in you is something you can bear to part with.
- Hadrien
Dragonsbane, to an apprentice
To
understand the body you must respect it, live it, nurture it,
meditate in and outside of it, be one. Being ale to catch arrows or
beat people senseless are just side effects, nothing more. The body
is trained to overcome ego, not glorify in what it can do.
- The
Yellow King
I am
here to die for the gods. I am their arms, their vengeance, their
justice.
- Just about any paladin
To
hunt an animal you must be an animal - the seeker must be the
sought.
- Kami Leafsprout, halfling ranger
If
you cannot keep it, you don't deserve to have it.
- Rogue Proverb
You
can only be who you are.
- Jeram Kygul, half-orc sorcerer
Magic
does not consist of drawing lines, but of erasing them.
- Avern,
shortly before inventing the lich ritual.
"Circumstances
don't make us what we are, they reveal what we are to others."
-
Motto of the Brotherhood, circa the Age of Trade
No
one can look inside themselves and find anything that isn't already
there. Self-examination is like looking into a mirror and proclaiming
you've found something new when it's just you reflected.
Enlightenment is often nothing more than knowing you're already
enlightened.
- Delta Mu