Do
Jehovah's Witnesses who become vampires starve to death since
drinking blood would be a transfusion?
“Of course I only
shot once at the fleeing suspect,” the Detective said. “Every
short fired is two hours of paperwork and I do have other cases.”
"I keep
forgetting so much that you claim to remember; our stories never mesh
anymore."
Unhappiness
comes only from loss of the Now-self, the present we fall out of when
we succumb to worry and fear.
Happiness is knowing
that entire sentence was BS.
He found he had
hunger enough to want the world to change but wealth enough to desire
that it remained as it was.
The major advantage
of being a homeopath would be that you can’t kill yourself via an
overdose.
Amnesty
international worker: ex-Santa's Elf.
The bus that went
to paradise was always empty, the fare too high to pay.
If the race card is
the only one you play, then perhaps you should reexamine your deck.
If you were on death
row, what would you want your last meal to be?
It is said that demons always smile
because their joy never diminishes. This is as true of the angel who
slaughtered all the first-born of Egypt.
Among the gifts god gave us, the
greatest of these is our capacity for sadness.
"The monster
under the bed, darling? That's simple: it's your adult self."
"What do you
mean I've bee replaced by an 'app'," the Detective asked. "How
can an appliance solve problems?"
There is no such
thing as ghosts. But there are demons, which is why they appear to
you after the second drink – perhaps the third – with ethereal
bodies and sad eyes, to whisper: "It wouldn't have happened if
you'd really loved me."
"I
know you're wondering if I fired five shots or six," the
Detective said. "The truth is that it doesn't matter: I have
another gun."
On
the autopsy table we are all equally beautiful.
Every
lie contains a seed of truth. For example, the phrase 'sharper than a
serpent's tooth' is not actually about how sharp a dragon's tooth is:
everyone knows dragon's don't have teeth since the fire from their
mouths would ruin them.
From
a description in a WIP: Eyes the colour of burnt sausages.
9
out of every 6 statistics are made up.
Every
book the author wrote included at least one ghost. When pressed as to
why, she said:
"Because
they are the only ones who are real."
Luck
lies in getting what you do not deserve.
The
internet: Now better than university at allowing people to be
educated beyond their intelligence.
"Everything
he made me I never wanted to be."
"I
think I love you," He said, voice was a broken whisper, smile
not much better. "It hurts so much to say that; I thought love
wasn't supposed to hurt."
"I
thought you weren't going to say, 'I think'."
Being
turned into a teddy bear wasn't the worst part; the worst part was
only being able to get nourishment from hugs.
"You
really shouldn't have changed your facebook status to 'murderer'; we
hadn't been sure it was you until you did that," the Detective
said.
Make
humans cheap enough to feed and slavery becomes a viable economic
system.
It
was not an outcome those responsible for the nanotech food revolution
had been expecting.
Theory
of the day: Satan is God's accountant. Discuss.
(Also
give thoughts to the notion that, if God does exist outside time and
space, does this give new meaning to off-shore bank accounts?)
It used to be so simple, he says, but his smile isn't simple at all.
It used to be so simple, he says, but his smile isn't simple at all.
What
kind of person forgets to dream? One looking to wake up.
We
can do anything so long as we're afraid of what will happen if we
fail.
Everyone
said they laughed only on the outside, but Whitey the Clown had a
secret: he laughed on the inside as well, especially when the
children wept in fear at seeing him. Other clowns asked how he could
bear it, but he was used to the tears of children from his days as a
mall Santa.
To change the world
one must sh:ft
here's
my secret: when
we
fall apart is sometimes
the
best part of all.
Is the Peanuts a
genteeel metaphor for Lord of the Flies?
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