Dear diary,
I never had a diary before, so I did the usual password-and-encrypt, only a different one than my hard drive. Not that my dads are likely to read this, but it just sounds stupid. See, last time a ghost appeared in my bedroom: all translucent in a suit and tie, probably some Christmas-future idea gone bad.
“Jeremiah,” the ghost said. Everyone calls me Jeremy, but there you go.
“I’m busy,” I said. And I was: I’d just downloaded the latest Bioshock game and I wasn’t about to ruin it for anyone. I’d locked my door, put a sign on it and everything. So I was going a night without sleep and a lot of red bull. Still felt real.
“Jeremiah,” he said again, even louder. Cut right through the headphones I had on and everything.
I turned and looked up. The ghost stood, floating a few inches above the carpet, blood dropping from his fingers.
“Oh, real original,” I said.
The ghost paused. “I have come from beyond the grave to speak to you.”
“Yeah? Houdini never did. His wife waited years on him. Also,” I said, ticking items off on my fingers, “Atmospheric interference, hallucinations and sleep-deprivation. Have you ever heard of electromagnetic interference?”
“What?” the ghost said.
“A lot of ghosts result from that, also infrasound. That’s low-frequency sound, like how a tiger roars at 18 hertz and that’s why it shakes us. If I said I saw a ghost, my dads would probably convince themselves they had as well: collective hallucinations and hysteria, to say nothing of half-glimpsed shadows and how humans are pattern-forming —”
“I am right in front of you,” the ghost said, but had at least stopped the blood.
“And? Even if you were real, I have real things to be worried about. My GCSEs, which college I’m going into and whether Jennifer is ever going to want to go on a date.”
The ghost stared at me with an expression that reminded me of a few of my teachers and then vanished. I got back to my game, but when I got up this morning there were small red stains on the carpet where he’d been.
I figure I spilled something and made the ghost up to explain it.
Gotta get to school. Might add more to this file later. Probably not.
hahahahhaha! I LOVE it!!
ReplyDeleteHeh, thanks :) I was going to do a scene from current novel from a different pov, but this idea was more fun instead. I figured it was the best kind of exorcism possible. What was really sad about writing it was that I recalled what hertz tiger's roared at off the top of my head, but double-checked to be sure.
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