“You’ve been dead a hundred years
and never once ran into demons before?”
I shove myself against the door as a
human with something wholly Other inside them slams into it. Demons
can remove the limits humans put on flesh and bones; I’m a ghost
made solid – long story, not important – and I’m far stronger
than the deathly-thin kid I appear to be. I hold the door. Barely.
Charlie is pacing the storage room, the
god inside her burning in her eyes. I eat ghosts; I can’t do much
against demons. She eats gods, which as near as I can tell means she
can get rid of the demons.
“Met demons
often, have you?” I snap, shoving my back harder into the door as
it shudders.
There are eight
people outside with demons inside them, and we just happened to enter
the corner store as they finished sacrificing a pigeon for something.
Charlie flexed the god inside her, a monster from under beds and in
closets, all claws and teeth and the things shadows are scared of. It
gave us time to make it past them and into the their storeroom as two
other demon-held people were coming in the front door with bags and
cleaning products to remove the pigeon stains from the counter.
“Once before.”
Charlie says nothing else, but there is something grim and private
under the words. “I was very lucky to survive it.”
“You eat gods;
Demons are lesser. So?” I press, wincing as something sharp drives
into my back, the wound sealing a moment later. I don’t have flesh
and bone like humans do, but I can still be hurt.
“They’re too
deep inside for me to get them out without killing the hosts.”
“We can tell them
we work for the government. That might stop them.”
She blinks, her
eyes the only light in the store room. “Since when do you get
sarcastic, Dyer?”
“Since a demon
stabbed me in the back with a machette a few seconds ago. I can’t
hold them out forever!”
Charlie swears
softly and pulls out her cell phone, punching in a number. “I am
going to regret this so much. Hi. Yes, it’s me.” She winces,
pulling her ear away from the phone.
“You
finally called,” a boy’s voice yells from the other end of the
line. “I’ve been calling you for montth! Even Honcho wath getting
worried and he doethn’t
get worried and we’re
your friendth and I’m fine!”
I’ve
never heard the word fine yelled like a challenge before. I don’t
think Charlie has either because she stares at her phone, then puts
it back to her ear. “We can talk about this later, Jay. I have
demons I need help with. Is he around?” She pauses. “I
know magicians don’t like to use phones, Jay, but we need help.”
She growls. “I’m helping someone, okay? It’s government stuff
but not the bad kind. Will you hurry up!”
Whoever this boy
is, he’s done more to annoy and rattle Charlie in under a minute
than I’ve done in four months. I don’t know whether I should be
impressed or scared.
Charlie taps a foot
on the floor. “Yes. Yes, I’m fine. Demons, inside people. I can’t
remove them alone, my friend is with CASPER. He deals with ghosts,
and – right. Okay.” She sets her phone down on the floor in the
middle of the store room as two demons drive into the door.
I push back; I can
hear chanting on the other side, in languages not meant for human
throats to utter. I snap out banishing phrases in Enochian that cause
the demons to flatter a little, more in surprise than anything else;
my accent is quite good.
The cell phone
smokes and a man steps out of the air above it. He looks human, in
his twenties, with brown hair, eyes, unremarkable build. The kind of
person you could drop into an office building and no one would ever
notice. He smiles crookedly, shoving hands into jean pockets. “I
can make your phone relay all the insults Jay is shouting at you, if
you want?”
Charlie
just glares at him, but I notice the god inside her has faded, claws
flowing back, its presence no longer something cold and ancient
pressing on the air. “Demons.”
“Ah, yes.” The
man turns, and his eyes aren’t bland at all as he studies me,
staring at me, into me. Through me, it feels like. “Dyer, I
imagine?”
“How did you –?”
Charlie says before I can speak.
“He is a ghost
who eats ghosts and is barred from the grey lands,” the man says
gently. “Word gets around.” He doesn’t raise his voice, but the
words are everywhere at once, without and within me at the same time,
echoing into and off each other in the air. “Demons. You know me.
You know what I can do. Leave the hosts before I get cranky.”
There is silence in
the grocery store, then the sound of bodies falling to the ground
unconscious.
“You know them?”
I say, my voice thin even to my ears.
The magician grins
at that, and it takes at least five years away from his eyes. “Not
at all; I have no idea which magician they even thought I was. It
worked, though.” He stretches a little and cracks his knuckles. “If
Jay had known it would only take a few demons to lead to a phone
call, he’d have likely found some and sicced them on you,” he
says to Charlie, who actually blushes even as she glares at him.
“Call him soon,”
the magician says, and there is no power behind it, but there doesn’t
need to be. He turns and smiles at me. “I’ve heard stories about
you; we should meet sometime,” he says, and the phone flickers and
the magician is gone again, somehow stepping into it.
“Magicians.”
Charlie picks up her phone gingerly as smoke trails off of it. “You’d
think he could use a phone as a gateway and not
drain the battery.” She smiles strangely. “Or maybe he’s saving
me from talking to Jay for a little while.” She puts the phone in
her pocket and turns to me. “I think we need to get to a bigger
grocery story and forget about this place.”
I pull the door
open, stepping over unconscious people, checking pulses to make sure
they’re okay. Charlie walks over to the door, flips the sign to
closed and just waits for me.
“So,”
I say once we’re outside, seeing Charlie brace herself for
questions out of the corner of my eye, “what you said to the
magician: that was true?”
“Pardon?”
“That we’re
friends?”
“We have been
travelling together for over three months, Dyer.”
“That’s work.
That’s not the same as being friends.”
“Oh.” Charlie
laughs at that. “I honestly never saw it that way. Anyone who can
put up with me for more than two weeks is a friend in my books.”
I shake my head at
that, wise enough not to laugh with her, and just walk back toward
our vehicle. Demons. Magicians. Boys with lisps who can drive Charlie
up the wall. It’s going to be interesting piecing this all
together, but I suspect a magician might be helping me with that.
My phone buzzes as
we enter the RV, showing a new contact added. The name ‘Jay’, and
nothing else. I close the notification and check Yelp for the nearest
large grocery store as if nothing happened at all.
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