There are things magicians simply don’t
do and answering phones is one of them: we have some idea of what
lies inside telephones and the Internet, or what they were made to
do. Enough to avoid them, which is why I don’t react when Jay
answers his cell phone until he tugs my shirt with his left hand and
hands it to me while I’m driving down the road.
“It’th for you.”
I stare at the cell phone, then down at
him. Jay is fighting back a delighted grin, but even so I pull wards
about myself formed from the general annoyance of people hurrying
past in the bright darkness of the town. Jay looks to be ten, but
he’s from far Outside the universe and bound himself into my
service. Not being human doesn’t stop him from pulling pranks: he
loves to hand over telemarketers just to see what happens. Plus he’s
still sulking over not having a costume for Halloween: he wanted to
go as a headless horseman and me to make him a giant glowing head
from magic. I’d said no.
“What?” I snap to whoever is on the
other end of the line.
“For two easy payments of 19.95 you
can get a personality,” Charlie says on the other end of the phone.
“Seriously, magicians and phones. If I didn’t know better I’d
think you were convinced they irradiated the human brain.”
I pause a beat. “They do.”
“I almost wish I was travelling with
you and Jay right now, just so that I could hit you. Point being:
you’re in the north-east, last I knew. We’re in Kansas: CASPER
wanted Dyer and I to look into some weird textbooks that ghost
writers might be using real ghosts to write. Problem is there’s
also a urgent case about a haunted house about half an hour from you,
if Jay’s GPS is accurate. Last week it claimed you were in Venice
and London.”
“We were.” I don’t offer up
anything more.
“Right. Okay, the owners are rich,
expensive, connected: that whole deal. Apparently it’s bad enough
that CASPER wants to send Dyer, but we can’t get to New York from
Kansas in an hour. Which even our bosses should have figured that
out.”
“I don’t deal with ghosts,
Charlie.”
“I know
that, but I’ll owe you a favour. Even owe Jay one if I have to.
CASPER can owe you one for all I care. Trust me, Dyer
and I have been driving
around like mad fools for over two weeks and I’m
this close to quitting this entire organization anyway. Get
rid of ghosts and convince people they don’t exist my ass.”
“What kind of
haunting?”
“The kids
wouldn’t say. To anyone. At all. One knew what number to call for
help.”
“Text Jay the
directions, we’ll look into it. You will come and visit Jay
afterwards – I can say he’s going to ask that as a favour without
checking. We’ll have it sorted out by dawn one way or another.”
“Not by burning
their house down.”
“Depends on how
annoying they are.” I hang up and toss Jay his phone. “Check your
texts: we have a haunted house to deal with.”
“We do?” Jay
blinks a few times and frowns at me as I turn down the road,
following the directions he reads out. “Why?” he says finally.
“Because it will
force Charlie to come visit you.”
“Charlie
doethtn’t have to be forthed to vithit me,” he pouts. I just
raise an eyebrow and Jay blushes a deep shade of pink. “You know I
went to thee her latht month!”
“I know. This way
she has to return the favour, and it gives you something more to
bargain with.”
“You don’t need
to bargain with friendth,” he says, crossing his arms.
I turn my head and
stare at him until he squirms; it doesn’t take long. “And every
time you insist I buy you new games for your phone or tablet, kiddo?”
“That’th
different. You’re keeping me happy so I don’t get really thcary!”
“Scary, huh?”
“I could be,”
he says, trying to fight back a huge grin.
I shake my head and
go back to driving as he plays games on his phone between texting
Charlie. We spent two weeks overseas hitting tourist spots in short
trips before returning to the USA. I’d hoped for a longer trip, but
magicians are needed here around Halloween here: so many children
with ideas and will pushing at the edges of the universe can be
dangerous. We’d dealt with a few problems over the past couple of
days, but nothing that involved a secret government agency.
If I was a betting
person, I’d assume CASPER had thrown this case as Charlie because
she’d ask me and they assumed my talents would be better for
dealing with it. Whatever it happened to be. Magicians don’t have
dealings with ghosts much as a general rule: magic answers need, and
the dead are nothing except need.
The map takes us
down private country roads, the kind so expensive they don’t even
show up on Jay’s GPS system. Vast old stone homes, properties large
enough to drop entire gated communities into. Even proper mazes and
gardens more expensive to maintain than some armies. Jay actually
stops playing on his phone to gape at some of it, though in his case
it’s probably the kind of bindings that have gone into making the
properties that catches his attention.
The house we arrive
at is appropriately large: wrought iron fence all around with barbed
wire and sharp glass at the top. I ask the gate to open with a gentle
nudge of power and it does so. Two vehicles are parked outside the
main house and the entire building is dark and still, but too well
made to be foreboding. If anything, it just gives off the impression
of a genteel museum temporarily closed for repairs.
Jay follows me,
waiting for anything I might need with a trust more complete and
disturbing than anything I will probably find in this house. I relax,
let my senses spread, listening to the world around me. Even to a
magician Jay seems utterly human. The people in the house, not so
much. Four people, three hollowed out and filled with something not
quite empty that wasn’t human life at all. A sour magic saturates
the air like bacon grease, a nascent magician having burned out the
power to the building in a failed attempt to save her friends.
“Jay.” I reach
through the bindings between us, let him see as I see. “The people
who used to be in those bodies, can you find them and bring them
back?”
Jay frowns,
thinking that over. “I don’t know, Honcho,” he says, since I
don’t like my real name being used in pubic. Or private, and Honcho
is easier for him to say than magician. It started out as a joke and
became something else: I’ve a theory that’s how the universe
began as well. “Whatever hurt them puthhed them right into the Grey
Landth. I can try and pull them back?”
“Okay. Work on
that; I’m going to chat with –.” I pause, pulling her name out
of the fear in the air, “Tasha.”
Jay sits down
cross-legged on the ground, eyes unfocusing. I’m not worried: he’s
tough enough to survive a shotgun to the chest and has a very, very
good sense of when to run away. Spending your whole life before you
entered the universe with things trying to eat you does that.
I walk into the
house: there are wards on the door: a magician’s will turned to
fear. I move through them without breaking them, letting my magic
touch the house. It wants to be whole, and I answer that need by
bringing the power back online. Lights flare, computers burst into
noise, and Tasha tries to stop that but all she has is fear. It
suffices to blow up two computers and murder six tvs but the power
remains on. I head into a living room larger that some homes to find
three unconscious people on a couch. Two males, one female, all just
old enough to own cars. Tasha is thin and nervous as she paces in
front of them, calling out their names in a voice that cracks with
the effort of forcing power into it.
She doesn’t know
what she is doing; even if she did, I’m not sure it would help her
undo what she’d done. The coffee table is a mixture of wood and
glass in some postmodern fusion. I’d generally melt it on
principle, but it is already half-slag, with the remains of an ouija
board having fused into the top of it.
I swear. Softly,
but I can’t help myself.
Tasha spins, eyes
wild and wild, and hurls her fear at me without thinking.
I catch it as a
ball, squeeze my left hand tightly. She shudders at the invasion of
her self, but some sanity returns to her face as she pants for air
and stares at me in confusion.
“Who are you? How
did you get here?”
“Can you help my
friends?” I put in unkindly, and she jerks back as if slapped.
“What happened here?”
“I don’t know!
We were just playing with the ouija board and the pointer turned
white and then everyone screamed and I don’t know what happened,”
she says, fighting back tears with an effort.
“How badly did
you hate them?”
“What?”
“How much did you
hate them?” I ask, threading some power under the question.
“I didn’t,”
she says, the truth jerked out of her.
Jay?
I prod, and he comes in, holding a cats cradle of gleaming gold and
silver strands in his hands and beaming with joy. He’s exhausted
but hiding it well.
“We – we don’t
have treats here,” Tasha says, mind trying to scramble for normal.
“That’s Jay.
He’s a friend.”
“I can do
trickth,” Jay says proudly.
“But not right
now,” I say, pulling Tasha’s gaze back to me. “What happened?”
“I –.” She
closes her eyes, calls up her magic and brings the past to life
around us as an illusion, the effort leaving her shaken. Four
friends, underage drinking and the board, and magic waking –
something. Not a ghost, but a way for something from the Grey Lands
of the ghosts to manifest. Her magic woke and lashed out, blasting
the minds of her friends far outside their bodies entirely by
accident.
“Ouija boards are
a board game,” I say, keeping my voice as even as I can. “You’d
have more luck using them to call up spirits of deceased bankers with
Monopoly.”
Tasha
glares at me. “We’re not stupid. I knew what number to call for
help and I know it’s
just a game, okay?”
“Okay. Jay?”
Jay walks over,
thrusts out his hands and the strands flow out into the bodies, mind
and flesh binding together again. The kids being to cough, shaking
their heads, waking in slow confusion.
The
ouija board burns with black
flames as
something begins to manifest. I step forward and shove my left hand
onto the board as Tasha lunges in front of her friends, telling them
everything is fine and wanting, so much, for them to forget she’s
not as normal as they. The magic inside her dies, taking their
memories of anything strange with it, and I am not certain she
understands knows
what she has done.
Jay lets out a
soft, wounded sound as Tasha’s magic dies, eyes stricken at the
sight of so many bindings ceasing to exist, so much potential
shattering into nothing. It hurts to know it happened. It hurts to
feel it. I shove the hurt aside to deal with later, focusing on the
black fire.
Whatever is using
the board can’t enter me. I have no idea if it is the wards I have
drawn up about me or if I am missing something the kids here have or
if Tasha’s actions damaged it. I don’t much care what the reason
is: I grab the death of Tasha’s magic – it hurts my magic, hurts
me, to touch such a thing, but I throw it into the link between the
board and whatever is on the other side. The fire dies out, the
coffee table crumbling into a pile of dust and ash.
I walk out, leaving
the kids to explain the coffee table and their confusion to each
other.
“Tasha died,
Honcho,” Jay says as we reach the car, his eyes wide and scared.
“The magic in her
did.” I pause. “I notice you only had two colours of bindings for
those three kids, you know.”
Jay nods. “The
oldest one, Keith, he found hith own way back once I thhowed them the
way. Ith he a small magithan?”
“I imagine so.
His magic woke something. I don’t know what he saw or believed, but
he woke something and woke Tasha’s magic far too early to try and
stop it when his couldn’t. Hers died too soon, his survived: he
might never recover from what he’s done.”
Jay scratches his
head as he gets into the car, and waits until we reach the road.
“Honcho? Two people in one houthe being magithans is weird, right?”
“I don’t know.
Boredom can sometimes be a path to smaller magics. Text Charlie and
let her know it’s dealt with. Make sure she knows it involved an
ouija board.”
Jay nods and does
so; I figure Charlie’s responses alone will make his evening. I
drive, faster than the speed limit, trying to ignore the feel of a
magicians magic dying in front of me.
I need a drink. I
don’t dare have one. In time it rains. I stare at the rain, losing
myself in it.
“Pull
over,” Jay says, intent, not quite frantic.
I do.
“I
forgot to turn the wipers on.”
“It’th not
raining, Honcho. You’re crying,” he says softly.
I swear, softly and
bitterly, and Jay keeps silent in the way of friends until I feel
ready to continue.