Monday, October 20, 2014


“I know you want me to tempt your husband into oblivion,” the demon said, “but there just aren’t as many temptations as their used to be. Every pretty blond thing triggers worries about sting operations and you can find more than even Hell can offer on the Internet these days. We’re convinced, down Below, that Heaven made the Internet solely so we’d have to do a lot more work to tempt anyone at all.”

“You’re a demon!”

“Yes, but what are all the powers of Hell next to ten hours of YouTube videos? What can we offer that the dark matter pit of fanfiction cannot? You see our problem.”

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