In News Today, Evellyn Rose was [taken into an abandoned warehouse where she was raped and tortured until she could no longer cry tears] kidnapped this afternoon in what police are calling the "Parkside Robber."
Iraq has taken heavy causulties in the ongoing War on [Oil and Money and Political Greed] Terror.
A man in Jerusalem was up on top of Mt. Sinai today and proclaimed that he had talked to a burning bush [MAY OR MAY NOT BE A REFERENCE TO GOD, WE DO NOT WISH TO OFFEND ANYONE AND SO WILL NOT MAKE REFERENCE TO ANY RELIGIOUS TEXTS] that told him to proclaim his word among the people.
A late breaking story on CWN [Cows Working for Nuns] finds a family in crisis as their pets are stranded across the country because they decided to move. However, the animals searched far and wide, and were able to finally find their family on their own. [No, this is all actually true. We saw it in a movie.]
That's not a poem, that's a word.
ReplyDeleteI will now show you a real poem.
I said be quiet.
and it was.
Real Censorship
ReplyDeleteIn News Today, Evellyn Rose was [taken into an abandoned warehouse where she was raped and tortured until she could no longer cry tears] kidnapped this afternoon in what police are calling the "Parkside Robber."
Iraq has taken heavy causulties in the ongoing War on [Oil and Money and Political Greed] Terror.
A man in Jerusalem was up on top of Mt. Sinai today and proclaimed that he had talked to a burning bush [MAY OR MAY NOT BE A REFERENCE TO GOD, WE DO NOT WISH TO OFFEND ANYONE AND SO WILL NOT MAKE REFERENCE TO ANY RELIGIOUS TEXTS] that told him to proclaim his word among the people.
A late breaking story on CWN [Cows Working for Nuns] finds a family in crisis as their pets are stranded across the country because they decided to move. However, the animals searched far and wide, and were able to finally find their family on their own. [No, this is all actually true. We saw it in a movie.]
And that's the news.