So, it's late and dead pigeons led to Iran led to Superman IV ....

"Can you describe the suspect who destroyed Omegapolois, ma'am?"
"He - he wore his underwear."
"Ma'am?"
"HE WORE IT OUTSIDE HIS PANTS!"
"Oh, god, this is live, right? Ma'am, how much did you have to drink?"
"THEY WERE RED! HE HAD RED UNDERWEAR! I will never forget it!"